The chances of me seeing the same red haired dwarf three times in central London

I think they're too high, it must have been three different red-haired dwarfs, maybe triplets, it's the only explanation.

Boiling Vegetables

You take something that's 90% water and fill it with more water? How does that work? 

FOUR TAGS ON MY BAGELS!!! WHAT THE HELL DO I DO NOW??!!!