Thursday, 8 December 2011
Honorificabilitudinitatibus
Just plain and
simply I have absolutely no idea what this word means. It is apparently the
longest word in the English language although it is actually Latin... And
apparently, the word was used in a Shakespeare play, which, personally, I don’t
think counts as being an English word, considering he spelt half the words wrong. I don’t think anyone uses it in day to
day language (probably because no one knows its meaning or can remember how to
say it) so I don’t think it is fundamental to my existence (or is it? (–oh God!)). Is a double bracket
allowed? Well my word processor doesn't say so, so I suppose its ok. Is “so,
so” ok? Well my word processor doesn’t say so, so I suppose its ok. Had. Had
“had” had had a subject and a verb it would have been a sentence, however “had”
had had no subject or verb so(, so) most of the last two sentences are
underlined and that little paper clip is
trying to kill itself with the mouse pointer in sheer despair of my grammatical
injustice. No, that’s a lie, I don’t have that paperclip any more. I really
miss him. I know everyone hated him but I thought he was cute and really quite
knowledgeable, just generally a nice person, sorry: virtual, anthropomorphic
program wizard. MICROSOFT...IF YOU’RE READING THIS THEN PLEASE BRING BACK THAT
PAPERCLIP-GUY-THIngy, or have they? Wait a sec...no, no I just searched my
computer and it wasn't there so, yeah, MICROSOFT JUST READ the thing above,
YEAH? –yeah I think they got the message. God I miss that poor little guy, all
out on his own in cyberspace, with that dog and that wizard and that alien who
could all do tricks and stuff. DAMN YOU BILL GATES FOR BRINGING SUCH FALSE HOPE
TO A WORLD OF UNEMPLOYED ANTHROPOMORPHIC SEARCH ENGINE CHARACTERS! Is this kind
of murderous nostalgia for a family of computer programs healthy? I can answer
that: no.
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hahaha especially liked the paperclip part !
ReplyDeleteHaha, brilliant again mate! :D
ReplyDeleteSimon B